Amazingly enough, we've gotten requests for many of the songs listed below.  By reading this list and memorizing it, perhaps we can spare the anguish and you can avoid embarrassment of requesting such silly songs.

Songs You'll Never Hear Us Play!

Freebird

Brown-Eyed Girl

Jesse's Girl

Smoke On the Water

Mustang Sally

The Pina Colada Song

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

1812 Overture

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Beer Barrel Polka

Danke Schoene

Seasons in the Sun

Like a Virgin

The Night Chicago Died

Muskrat Love

Feelings

Wind Beneath My Wings

Copacabana

Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?

Back That Ass Up

Baby Got Back

Get Naked

The Old Rugged Cross

Disco Duck

Heart of Glass

Ain't Gonna Bump No More With No Big Fat Woman

Theme from S.W.A.T.

Junk Food Junkie

50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

That's the Way (I Like It)

Turn Around, Look at Me

If

Dancing on the Ceiling

Massa in the Cold Ground Now

Also Sprach Zarathustra

76 Trombones

Tubthumping

Eternal Flame

New York, New York

Volare

Brick

Sussudio

Camptown Ladies

Ironic

Stardust

Nights in White Satin

Smoke Gets in Your Eyes

Arthur's Theme

Steppin' Out

Mr. Jones

Luck Be a Lady Tonight

Constant Craving

Oklahoma

Lady in Red

White Rabbit

Hurdy Gurdy Man

Fur Elise

Beat It

Man, I Feel Like a Woman

Don't Forget Me When I'm Gone

We've Only Just Begun

Drop Kick Me, Jesus Through the Goalposts of Life

Dueling Banjos

Orange Blossom Special

Rhiannon

Who Will Save Your Soul

My Ding-a-Ling

Butterfly Kisses

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Yesterday

Tear in my Beer

Wreck of the Ol' 97

Stand By Your Man

Desert Rose

Yellow Rose of Texas

The Rose

I Never Promised You a Rose Garden

Rose-Colored Glasses

Ring Around the Rosey

Roses are Red

Everything's Coming Up Roses

Battle Hymn of the Republic

King of the Road

Some Enchanted Evening

Tennessee Waltz

Rocky Top

On, Wisconsin

Notre Dame Fight Song

Banned Bands/ Artists

Tears for Fears

Depeche Mode

Savage Garden

Johnny Rebel

Christina Aguilera

Britney Fucking Spears

Coldplay

Y&T

ABBA

Widespread Panic

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Government Mule

Dave Matthews

 Phish

The Grateful Dead

Trisha Yearwood

50 Cent

Eminememememememenmm

Kriss Kross

Ja Rule

Bobby Vinton

Tab Hunter

Johnny Ray

Sha Na Na

Whitney Houston

Enrique Iglesias

Celine Dion

Leo Sayer

Marilyn McCoo

Barry White

Any contestant from American Idol

Sing Along with Mitch

Melissa Etheridge

Ani DiFranco

The DiFranco Family

The Partridge Family

The Proclaimers

The Rembrandts

The Osmonds

The Jacskon 5

Menudo

Backstreet Boys

N'Sync

N2Boyz
(NAMBLA Premiere Musical Extravaganza)

Ho Chi Men
(Vietnamese Boy Band)

De Barge

Ready for the World

& many, many more...  Oh, & have a nice day.